i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
