your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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