she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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