Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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