...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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