Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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