just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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