I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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