I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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