had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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