I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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