she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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