I've blown a few things in my day
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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