I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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