You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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