I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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