found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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