i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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