I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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