he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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