Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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