I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You pole danced in your parka.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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