you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
wow bdsm is so cute
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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