have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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