Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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