check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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