Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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