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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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