I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
