I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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