i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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