this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You left your underwear on the fireplace
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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