You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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