Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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