I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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