you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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