i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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