He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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