woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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