My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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