this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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