I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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