she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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