they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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