He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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