i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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