it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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