the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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