it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize