I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I love you.
Bad choice
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