We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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