escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You're a waste of cheezeits
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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