i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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